lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via missdonotcare)

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

(via missdonotcare)

435763:

I am so tired of crying myself to sleep every night

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via missdonotcare)

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" no one’s life seems great between midnight and seven am. go to sleep. things will be better tomorrow. "

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion, via jewist)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via unshaped)

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